Fall is in the air & AI has arrived?
What is up my Movie Mates? Ya know, I always ask that in every blog and no one ever asks “What is up Matt?” Sometimes I feel like this is a one sided relationship. I sit here pouring out my heart and soul every month, delivering you the latest news from the O.C. but nobody just stops in to check on me. We are more than just movies here at the Oaks Center, we are real people with real feelings. Like for instance, I feel like you should all come out to see Joker 2 opening October 4th . I care about all of my Movie Mates so much, I even went out and got some very cool Joker popcorn buckets. Unlike corporate movie theatres, they call us an independent theatre. Maybe we should be called a dependent theatre because I depend on you, my Movie Mates.
Since my seasonal depression is kicking in, I will no longer be writing this blog. I will be handing over the reigns to our new state of the Art AI program that we plan to replace all employees with by 2025. If you see an employee with a couple too many fingers or warbly faces, don’t be afraid, AI is still catching up. It’s been a pleasure writing this blog but now I must go hibernate for the winter.
Hello, American Humans, I am also normal American Human. I enjoy Hot Dogs, Nachos, Popcorn, Freedom and Human American beers such as Miller Lite and Sly Fox. All of these normal American Human things can be found at Oaks Center Cinema. In fact my prompts, normal human brain, tells me that Oaks Center has over 100 different types of beer and under 100 different cocktails! All of these dranks can be drunk at any of our exclusive upcoming events which can be found on our events page at oakscenter.net. Events such as Comedy Explosions Industry Night September 27th and the September 21 st comedy show starring Richie Redding are sure to invoke normal human emotions such as Excitement, Joy, and Happiness. Happiness…Joy…Excitement…so many emotions, human emotions… too much fun at Oaks Center….error….error, initiate reboot.
With so many fun exclusive events being h<osted at the O.C., we can’t f{orget to talk about the movies s?ch as “Wild Robot” opening September 27th. A heartw{arming tale of a Robot stran)ded on a deserted island creaaating bonds with the islands animals. Cre$ating Bonds, Robotssssss….error. Tickets now on sale nowww..tickets on sale now now now error error erroe….. self destruct sequence initiaded….
Well that’s awkward. Sorry about that Movie Mates, I guess we are still a couple years away from using AI to write the blog. Since the AI wasted so much blog space, I’ll get right to the chase. There are some really good movies and events coming to the O.C. Transformers and Wild Robot coming out in September then its on to Halloween month with Joker 2, Monster Summer, Terrifier 2 and 3 double feature (On Sale Now), Smile 2, Venom: Last Dance and more. Then we are ramping up our OC Exclusives with a full month of Nightmare Nights Presents, Halloween themed open Mic Nights, two Industry nights, and more comedy shows. For those not familiar, Nightmare Nights is our year round monthly tribute to Horror movies hosted by local comedian and horror enthusiast Joe Tuzzi. Anyone brave enough to join us on these nightmare nights are invited to hang out afterwards at the bar to discuss the movies and enjoy a cocktail. Also, by popular demand, we will be doing free watch parties on the big screen of Survivor on most Wednesday nights. Make sure to check our social (Facebook and Instagram), as there are some dates we may not be able to run it.
Well friends, it’s time for me to go back into hibernation. For the rest of the Winter, the Blogs will be guest written by a different writer each month. In the Spirit of Halloween, we have infiltrated a secret government lab and stolen a real Zombie for next months guest writer.
Stay safe out there Movie Mates and R.I.P. Sheetzy Bear.